So... During a recent job search, I would get text messages from recruiters... We'd text back and forth a lot for different job related reasons.
The other night I fell down a rabbit hole and stumbled upon some website that had Muppets porn. Basically there were pics of Miss Piggy dressed as a Domme and Kermit naked, collared, hooded, leashed and being led around like Miss Piggy's bitch boy.
I guess Kermit was hooded to protect his identity. 😁
And the first Pic was innocent enough, except for the giant cock and balls on Kermit that she had caged in chastity.
And the next Pic was Miss Piggy with boots, a halter top pushing up her huge breasts, and no pants/skirt/panties. We see her profile view, but she turned her head to the camera and she's smirking with a 'fuck you' attitude smile while holding Kermit's leash.
Kermit is on all fours 2 feet behind her. With his frog tongue fully extended licking her asshole. (Presumably. You couldn't really see her asshole from the camera angle, but I've been around. I know how this shit works.)
And the pics get worse from there. Miss Piggy is a Big Beautiful Woman Domme and Kermit is a little green scrawny fuck - but hey - we work with what we got, amiright? And she gets naked and Dommes da fuq outta an also naked Kermit. Did you know Miss Piggy has an adorable little curly tail right above her ass crack? And her vagina is shaved smooth. And she gotta lot of bacon.
Anyway...
At some point in the middle of the night half awake me thought "I should text this url to a friend."
Only my friend never got the link.
One of the recruiters did.
Know how I know? She texted me the next morning saying she was horrified that I sent her that link, assumed it was a mistake (which it absolutely was) and that going forward we must keep things professional.
I. Was. Horrified. Especially since this was the ONE recruiter out of the dozen or so where the job prospect actually seems to be coming together (this job market FUCKING SUX).
I apologized profusely. And blamed it on a desktop backup software, which is true actually. I've been testing a web interface on Win 10 to send and receive text messages... And it fucked up and sent the link to the wrong person. I think. Probably.
Anyway... I was afraid to do anything text message related for days. Once that shit is sent IT'S SENT. THERE IS NO UNDO.
But the good news? She actually started texting me asking me if I "want to be her little Kermit" and "did I have green body paint?"
Ha! No I'm kidding. I shouldn't even fucking joke about this. Really, what happened, she accepted my apology. THANK GOD.
And I SWEAR TO GOD I ABSOLUTELY would NEVER send those sort of links to ANYONE. Unless I REALLY KNEW the person and KNEW they would get a kick out of it.
It was a stupid mistake and I absolutely did not intend to send her that. 😢
I should be punished.
Last edited by Tristan; 09/05/2024 04:15 AM.
