Domspeak Forums Thread Like Summary - Strange, embarrassing session events

I've been online a bit too much this week, between BDSM and dominant bodybuilder forums. Someone asked about "embarrassing" things that have happened in sessions. All I can say is, "What is your tolerance for embarrassment?" C'mon, this is BDSM. And I'm sure I'm not the only one with a couple of stories.

I was a regular with an Empress in the late '90s at her dungeon in Jersey City. She suggested I buy body makeup to add to my "tarzan" character to look more like a leopard. Whatever. She told me where to buy it in Manhattan. I did, we set up the session time, I went into the bathroom and applied the powdery makeup on my chest, legs and face. I entered the session space and she LOVED it. After a few slaps, spanks, etc. she had me grovel to her feet on the floor. I was in deep subspace and the floor was carpet. I rolled around and noticed my makeup was all over the floor. I was horrified, thinking I was in deep trouble. She laughed and said something like, "Tarzan, go into the closet and vacuum the floor!" Apologizing I did it and she told me to go to the bathroom and clean myself up. I did and came back into the playroom fully dressed. She said, "What are you doing? Let's begin!" and we had a full session. A great memory from a gorgeous and fun Dominatrix.

There's another story with a different Mistress and was unique, and intimate, but that's it for now. Don't want to offend any moderators or anyone reading this.

Any other strange, unique, stories?

Long, long time ago I had a session with a mistress who fell asleep beside me in the middle of the session. I know I am not the life of the party but still.

Here’s something that I guess would qualify as strange. Definitely a session fail. I’m guessing it was about 16 years ago give or take. I found myself alone one day with wife and kids out of town. I wasn’t a regular of any particular Mistress at the time and decided to find someone online to session with. I think it was on Eros that I saw an ad or profile for a 6 foot tall muscular Domme with a mohawk named Mistress Misery. I’ve always liked strong badass Dommes who look like they can kick my ass for real and I’m sure her ad gave off this impression so I made an appointment. I only remember a couple things about the session. One was she ridiculed me for choosing the most butch looking Domme out there but the killer was when the session started she would whip or hit me with very little force and then ask in a concerned voice if that was ok or too hard. She kept this up and I realised the session was going to be a letdown which it was. Total waste of time and money. Her ad wasn’t up for long either.
I wonder what became of her.