Here's an epilogue to my story and it happened yesterday. I was leaving the building in shorts, a button down resort shirt with two or three buttons open, and three clubs in my hand. I was going to the driving range on a gorgeous, warm and sunny day. To leave the condo building to the parking lot there is a door with a small window from the lobby to a hallway and at the end of it there is a full glass door, which can only be opened by a key, where the parking lot is. And I saw my tall gorgeous blonde and assertive (notice I didn't say "dominatrix") neighbor, fumbling with her bag trying to find her keys. She was wearing a black, form fitting strapless top, long dress with leopard print and other designs/colors mixed in, and tan backless high heels. I took one look to take in this beautiful, assertive woman for a second or two as I walked to the door and realized, if I looked any longer I'd be in trouble.
I got to the door, opened it, and she thanked me. She saw my clubs, checked me out for a second or two, and said, assertively in that vague European / NYC accent, "No clouds and the sun is very hot. Make SURE you put sunscreen on your neck, arms and chest." She then gave me a sly grin. Instead of saying, "Why not come with me and put on the sunscreen?" or something dangerously stupid like that, intimidated, I thanked her and departed. I could smell her perfume as I walked to me car. Assertive, dominatrix or not... whatta woman!
