I've been getting flack recently about my decision to stay in California.
Well that may change and I won't have to even move.
We might get a deal where the US swaps territories with Denmark.
If Denmark buys California, they may agree to sell Greenland at a discounted rate (Trump loves discounts).
There's already a movement toward that end:
Let’s Buy California from Trump – Denmark’s Next Big AdventureFTA:
Let’s be honest – Trump isn’t exactly California’s biggest fan. He’s called it "the most ruined state in the Union" and has feuded with its leaders for years. We’re pretty sure he’d be willing to part with it for the right price.
I like my name better than the one they propose, but such serious details can be hashed out.
I'm saving up 10,000 DKK so I can see "Chuck Boulevard" on a prominent street corner.
