I'm pissed off too. As Yes_Goddess said, I'm more qualified for that job! What could be better than making six figures and inspecting the beaches every week. The first thing I'd do is set up a program to give string bikinis and suntan oil to all female beach goers under the age of 25 years old. I'd do it under the guise of selecting models for enhancing tourism. American is generous with foreign aid. I could get that slipped through.
